Trevor Noah dissected last week’s “super-spreader” White House event on Monday’s “Daily Show,” joking that the recent positive COVID-19 test results that have been revealed for President Trump and dozens of people who are in close contact with him mean that “The White House Rose Garden is like the wet market of America right now.”
“Turns out, while you’ve spent the last seven months hugging your grandma through a giant condom, Trump and his friends are having no-mask cocktail receptions, indoors, where the guest of honor is COVID-19,” the Comedy Central late-night host said, referring to the Sept. 26 celebration for Trump’s Supreme Court pick Judge Amy Coney Barrett. “And now at least 30 people in Trump’s circle have tested positive for COVID-19. You realize that means there’s been more infections at the White House over the last day than in New Zealand, Vietnam, Taiwan, Thailand and Australia combined.”
Noah emphasized that he doesn’t see the “massive outbreak” at the White House as “karma” for an administration that has downplayed the coronavirus, but as “consequences.”
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“It’s not karma to get hit by lightening when you’re standing on the roof of a skyscraper holding a metal rod while there is lightening. The universe didn’t do that s–t to you, you did that s–t to yourself!”
“The Daily Show” host also made it clear he does not want Trump, who left Walter Reed hospital Monday after a three day stay, to lose his life due to his COVID-19 infection: “I want him to lose an election.”
“I also don’t want him to die because then Mike Pence would be president. And then we might as well be dead, because Mike Pence is the most boring human being on the planet,” Noah joked. “If Trump is cocaine, Mike Pence is just flour. Your nose is still going to burn, but nothing cool happens.”
Watch Noah’s full monologue via the video above.
Fall TV 2020: All the Premiere Dates for New and Returning Shows – So Far (Photos)
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Fall has arrived and chances are the season will see everyone still staying at home as much as possible to prevent the spread of COVID-19. Luckily, dozens of new and returning shows are premiering this autumn to keep you company. TheWrap has rounded up all the dates we know — so far — for Fall TV shows’ debuts. We will continue to update the list as more become available.
For the purposes of this gallery, we’ve designated Sept. 1 as the beginning of fall rather than the official Sept. 22 start, since “Fall TV” is sure to be more loosely defined this year.
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Series: “Teen Mom 2” Net: MTV Premiere Date: Tuesday, Sept. 1 Time: 8 p.m.
MTV
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Series: “16 and Recovering” Net: MTV Premiere Date: Tuesday, Sept. 1 Time: 9 p.m.
MTV
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Series: “Transplant” Net: NBC Premiere Date: Tuesday, Sept. 1 Time: 10 p.m.
NBC
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Series: “House of Payne” Net: BET Premiere Date: Wednesday, Sept. 2 Time: 8 p.m.
BET
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Series: “Assisted Living” Net: BET Premiere Date: Wednesday, Sept. 2 Time: 9 p.m.
BET
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Series: “A.P. Bio” Net: Peacock Premiere Date: Thursday, Sept. 3 Time: N/A
Peacock
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Series: “Raised by Wolves” Net: HBO Max Premiere Date: Thursday, Sept. 3 Time: N/A
HBO Max
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Series: “Away” Net: Netflix Premiere Date: Friday, Sept. 4 Time: N/A
Netflix
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Series: “Noughts + Crosses” Net: Peacock Premiere Date: Friday, Sept. 4 Time: N/A
Peacock
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Series: “The Boys” Net: Amazon Prime Video Premiere Date: Friday, Sept. 4 Time: N/A
Amazon Prime Video
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Series: “Black Love” Net: OWN Premiere Date: Saturday, Sept. 5 Time: 9 p.m.
OWN
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Series: “Power Book II: Ghost” Net: Starz Premiere Date: Sunday, Sept. 6 Time: 9 p.m.
Starz
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Series: “American Ninja Warrior” Net: NBC Premiere Date: Monday, Sept. 7 Time: 8 p.m.
NBC
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Series: “L.A’s Finest” Net: Spectrum Originals Premiere Date: Wednesday, Sept. 9 Time: N/A
Spectrum Originals
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Series: “Woke” Net: Hulu Premiere Date: Wednesday, Sept. 9 Time: N/A
Hulu
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Series: “Julie and the Phantoms” Net: Netflix Premiere Date: Thursday, Sept. 10 Time: N/A
Netflix
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Series: “The Duchess” Net: Netflix Premiere Date: Friday, Sept. 11 Time: N/A
Netflix
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Series: “Our Cartoon President” Net: Showtime Premiere Date: Sunday, Sept. 13 Time: 8:30 p.m.
Showtime
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Series: “Dancing With the Stars” Net: ABC Premiere Date: Monday, Sept. 14 Time: 8 p.m.
ABC
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Series: “The Third Day” Net: HBO Premiere Date: Monday, Sept. 14 Time: 9 p.m.
HBO
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Series: “We Are Who We Are” Net: HBO Premiere Date: Monday, Sept. 14 Time: 10 p.m.
HBO
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Series: “Enslaved” Net: Epix Premiere Date: Monday, Sept. 14 Time: 10 p.m.
Epix
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Series: “Tosh.0” Net: Comedy Central Premiere Date: Tuesday, Sept. 15 Time: 10 p.m.
Comedy Central
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Series: “Challenger: The Final Flight” Net: Netflix Premiere Date: Wednesday, Sept. 16 Time: N/A
Netflix
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Series: “Archer” Net: FXX Premiere Date: Wednesday, Sept. 16 Time: 10 p.m.
FXX
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Series: “Departure” Net: Peacock Premiere Date: Thursday, Sept. 17 Time: N/A
Peacock
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Series: “The Great Pottery Throw Down” Net: HBO Max Premiere Date: Thursday, Sept. 17 Time: N/A
HBO Max
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Series: “Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous” Net: Netflix Premiere Date: Friday, Sept. 18 Time: N/A
Hulu
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Series: “Pen15” Net: Hulu Premiere Date: Friday, Sept. 18 Time: N/A
Hulu
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Series: “Ratched” Net: Netflix Premiere Date: Friday, Sept. 18 Time: N/A
Netflix
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Series: “World’s Funniest Animals” Net: The CW Premiere Date: Friday, Sept. 18 Time: 9 p.m.
The CW
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Series: “L.A.’s Finest”* Net: Fox Premiere Date: Monday, Sept. 21 Time: 8 p.m. *Broadcast debut of Spectrum Originals series’ first season
Fox
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Series: “Filthy Rich” Net: Fox Premiere Date: Monday, Sept. 21 Time: 9 p.m.
Fox
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Series: “The Masked Singer” Net: Fox Premiere Date: Wednesday, Sept. 23 Time: 8 p.m.
Fox
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Series: “I Can See Your Voice” Net: Fox Premiere Date: Wednesday, Sept. 23 Time: 9 p.m.
Fox
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Series: “Utopia” Net: Amazon Prime Video Premiere Date: Friday, Sept. 25 Time: N/A
Amazon
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Series: “A Wilderness of Error” Net: FX Premiere Date: Friday, Sept. 25 Time: 8 p.m.
FX
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Series: “The Simpsons” Net: Fox Premiere Date: Sunday, Sept. 27 Time: 8 p.m.
Fox
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Series: “Bless the Harts” Net: Fox Premiere Date: Sunday, Sept. 27 Time: 8:30 p.m.
Fox
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Series: “Bob’s Burgers” Net: Fox Premiere Date: Sunday, Sept. 27 Time: 9 p.m.
Fox
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Series: “The Comey Rule” Net: Showtime Premiere Date: Sunday, Sept. 27 Time: 9 p.m.
Showtime
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Series: “Family Guy” Net: Fox Premiere Date: Sunday, Sept. 27 Time: 9:30 p.m.
Fox
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Series: “Fargo” Net: FX Premiere Date: Sunday, Sept. 27 Time: 10 p.m.
FX
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Series: “Weakest Link” Net: NBC Premiere Date: Tuesday, Sept. 29 Time: 8 p.m.
NBC
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Series: “Gangs of London” Net: AMC+ Premiere Date: Thursday, Oct. 1 Time: N/A
AMC
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Series: “The Salisbury Poisonings” Net: AMC+ Premiere Date: Thursday, Oct. 1 Time: N/A
AMC
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Series: “Monsterland” Net: Hulu Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 2 Time: N/A
Getty
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Series: “Emily in Paris” Net: Netflix Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 2 Time: N/A
Netflix
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Series: “Undercover Boss” Net: CBS Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 2 Time: 9 p.m.
CBS
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Series: “Warrior” Net: Cinemax Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 2 Time: 10 p.m.
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Series: “Saturday Night Live” Net: NBC Premiere Date: Saturday, Oct. 3 Time: 11:30 p.m.
NBC
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Series: “Pandora” Net: The CW Premiere Date: Sunday, Oct. 4 Time: 8 p.m.
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Series: “The Good Lord Bird” Net: Showtime Premiere Date: Sunday, Oct. 4 Time: 9 p.m.
Showtime
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Series: “Britannia” Net: Epix Premiere Date: Sunday Oct. 4 Time: 9 p.m.
Epix
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Series: “The Walking Dead: World Beyond” Net: AMC Premiere Date: Sunday, Oct. 4 Time: 10 p.m.
AMC
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Series: “Soulmates” Net: AMC Premiere Date: Monday, Oct. 5 Time: 10 p.m.
AMC
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Series: “Swamp Thing”* Net: The CW Premiere Date: Tuesday, Oct. 6 Time: 8 p.m.
*Broadcast debut of DC Universe series’ first season
DC Universe
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Series: “Ellen’s Game of Games” Net: NBC Premiere Date: Tuesday, Oct. 6 Time: 9 p.m.
NBC
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Series: “Next” Net: Fox Premiere Date: Tuesday, Oct. 6 Time: 9 p.m.
Fox
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Series: “Devils” Net: The CW Premiere Date: Wednesday, Oct. 7 Time: 8 p.m.
The CW
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Series: “Coroner” Net: The CW Premiere Date: Wednesday, Oct. 7 Time: 9 p.m.
The CW
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Series: “Supernatural” Net: The CW Premiere Date: Thursday, Oct. 8 Time: 8 p.m.
The CW
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Series: “Connecting…” Net: NBC Premiere Date: Thursday, Oct. 8 Time: 8 p.m.
NBC
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Series: “The Outpost” Net: The CW Premiere Date: Thursday, Oct. 8 Time: 9 p.m.
The CW
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Series: “The Right Stuff” Net: Disney+ Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 9 Time: N/A
Disney+
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Series: “The Haunting of Bly Manor” Net: Netflix Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 9 Time: N/A
Netflix
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Series: “Fear the Walking Dead” Net: AMC Premiere Date: Sunday, Oct. 11 Time: 9 p.m.
AMC
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Series: “The Bachelorette” Net: ABC Premiere Date: Tuesday, Oct. 13 Time: 8 p.m.
ABC
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Series: “Tell Me a Story”* Net: The CW Premiere Date: Tuesday, Oct. 13 Time: 9 p.m.
*Broadcast debut of CBS All Access series’ first season
The CW
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Series: “The Amazing Race” Net: CBS Premiere Date: Wednesday, Oct. 14 Time: 9 p.m.
CBS
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Series: “Sistas” Net: BET Premiere Date: Wednesday, Oct. 14 Time: 9 p.m.
BET
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Series: “Star Trek: Discovery” Net: CBS All Access Premiere Date: Thursday, Oct. 15 Time: N/A
CBS All Access
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Series: “Helstrom” Net: Hulu Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 16 Time: N/A
Hulu
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Series: “Grand Army” Net: Netflix Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 16 Time: N/A
Netflix
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Series: “Shark Tank” Net: ABC Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 16 Time: 9 p.m.
ABC
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Series: “America’s Funniest Home Videos” Net: ABC Premiere Date: Sunday, Oct. 18 Time: 7 p.m.
ABC
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Series: “Supermarket Sweep” Net: ABC Premiere Date: Sunday, Oct. 18 Time: 8 p.m.
Getty
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Series: “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?” Net: ABC Premiere Date: Sunday, Oct. 18 Time: 9 p.m.
ABC
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Series: “Card Sharks” Net: ABC Premiere Date: Sunday, Oct. 18 Time: 10 p.m.
ABC
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Series: “Unsolved Mysteries” Net: Netflix Premiere Date: Monday, Oct. 19 Time: N/A
Netflix
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Series: “The Voice” Net: NBC Premiere Date: Monday, Oct. 19 Time: 8 p.m.
NBC
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Series: “The Goldbergs” Net: ABC Premiere Date: Wednesday, Oct. 21 Time: 8 p.m.
ABC
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Series: “The Conners” Net: ABC Premiere Date: Wednesday, Oct. 21 Time: 9 p.m.
ABC
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Series: “black-ish” Net: ABC Premiere Date: Wednesday, Oct. 21 Time: 9:30 p.m.
ABC
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Series: “The Queen’s Gambit” Net: Netflix Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 23 Time: N/A
Netflix
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Series: “The Undoing” Net: HBO Premiere Date: Sunday, Oct. 25 Time: 9 p.m.
HBO
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Series: “American Housewife” Net: ABC Premiere Date: Wednesday, Oct. 28 Time: 8:30 p.m.
ABC
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Series: “Superstore” Net: NBC Premiere Date: Thursday, Oct. 29 Time: 8 p.m.
NBC
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Series: “The Mandalorian” Net: Disney+ Premiere Date: Friday, Oct. 30 Time: N/A
Disney+
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Series: “The Good Doctor” Net: ABC Premiere Date: Monday, Nov. 2 Time: 10 p.m.
ABC
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Series: “A Teacher” Net: FX on Hulu Premiere Date: Tuesday, Nov. 10 Time: N/A
FX on Hulu
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Series: “This Is Us” Net: NBC Premiere Date: Tuesday, Nov. 10 Time: 9 p.m.
NBC
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Series: “Chicago Med” Net: NBC Premiere Date: Wednesday, Nov. 11 Time: 8 p.m.
NBC
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Series: “Chicago Fire” Net: NBC Premiere Date: Wednesday, Nov. 11 Time: 9 p.m.
NBC
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Series: “Chicago PD” Net: NBC Premiere Date: Wednesday, Nov. 11 Time: 10 p.m.
NBC
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Series: “Station 19” Net: ABC Premiere Date: Thursday, Nov. 12 Time: 8 p.m.
ABC
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Series: “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” Net: NBC Premiere Date: Thursday, Nov. 12 Time: 9 p.m.
NBC
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Series: “Grey’s Anatomy” Net: ABC Premiere Date: Thursday, Nov. 12 Time: 9 p.m.
ABC
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Series: “The Blacklist” Net: NBC Premiere Date: Friday, Nov. 13 Time: 8 p.m.
NBC
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Series: “The Crown” Net: Netflix Premiere Date: Sunday, Nov. 15 Time: N/A
Netflix
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Series: “Big Sky” Net: ABC Premiere Date: Tuesday, Nov. 17 Time: 10 p.m.
ABC
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Series: “For Life” Net: ABC Premiere Date: Wednesday, Nov. 18 Time: 10 p.m.
ABC
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Series: “A Million Little Things” Net: ABC Premiere Date: Thursday, Nov. 19 Time: 10 p.m.
ABC
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Series: “Animaniacs” Net: Hulu Premiere Date: Friday, Nov. 20 Time: N/A
Hulu
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Series: “The Stand” Net: CBS All Access Premiere Date: Thursday, Dec. 17 Time: N/A
CBS All Access
Here’s when 105 broadcast, cable and streaming series debut and come back
Fall has arrived and chances are the season will see everyone still staying at home as much as possible to prevent the spread of COVID-19. Luckily, dozens of new and returning shows are premiering this autumn to keep you company. TheWrap has rounded up all the dates we know — so far — for Fall TV shows’ debuts. We will continue to update the list as more become available.
For the purposes of this gallery, we’ve designated Sept. 1 as the beginning of fall rather than the official Sept. 22 start, since “Fall TV” is sure to be more loosely defined this year.
Also Read: ‘The Masked Singer’ Pulled Off Its Pandemic Season With Animation, Fan Voting and a Baby Alien